CES 2017已经接近尾声，回顾过去，这是一个非常有趣的一周。撇开新闻不谈，看到整个会议齐聚一堂真是一件令人印象深刻的事情，成百上千的公司蜂拥到沙漠中部，在演示和主题演讲中展示成千上万的产品。整件事让人感觉是精心设计和策划的——事实上，几乎就像百老汇的演出。

因此，考虑到这一点，再加上“消费电子展”这一短语与“现代少将”的音节非常吻合，我自豪地向大家介绍2017年消费电子展的概况。

ces 2017，歌曲

听吉尔伯特和沙利文的《彭赞斯海盗》中的“我是现代少将的典范”

We're here in Vegas for this year's C***umer Electronics Show To see the latest gadgets, gizmos, TVs, toys, and car autos From crazy thin OLED displays to Bluetooth sharing **art pillows And drones and headphones with release dates purely theoretical

Amazon and its Alexa voice a’ssis’tant is everywhere In cars, speakers and fridges and some other more diverse hardware From table lamps to wearables to Huawei's new Mate 9 **artphone To answer questi***, order food, and control things in a **art home (To answer questi***, order food, and control things in a **art home, x3)

Of cars this year we've seen a lot, but most will likely never ship Faraday Future came to town and drove a real car down the Strip Chrysler’s mil'lennial van this week has been a major source of quips At least no one will have to drive on endless future family trips (At least no one will have to drive on endless future family trips)

Two thousand seventeen has TVs thinner than ever before With LG's latest model scarcely thicker than the wallpaper Meanwhile Sony finally is making an O-LED TV While Samsung puts its money on its quantum-based Q-L-E-Ds

Windows laptops in new designs came back with a ferocity Asus showed off a nine thou'sand dollar curved screen m***trosity Razer unveiled a three screen model that was a just a prototype And HP's laptop's thicker but adds 3 hours more batt'ry life (And HP's laptop's thicker but adds 3 hours more batt'ry life, x3)

Crazy weird gadgets like silver cellphone blocking **art underwear Alongside strange misguided brushes with Wi-Fi for combing hair Yes here in Vegas for this year's C***umer Electronic Show There are a ton of gadgets, gizmos, TVs, toys, and car autos (There are a ton of gadgets, gizmos, TVs, toys, and car autos)

We saw new VR demos and a gorgeous-looking turntable Summoned Vergethulhu, a horrific m***ter shaped out of Play-Doh Electric scooters, rideables, a Wi-Fi-equipped garbage can Plus a mirror for wrinkles and some selfies with a 3D scan

There's been a lot of USB-C docks, adapters, and dongles Self-driving cars and laptops that have lots of LEDs that glow Yes, this year at CES there's an awful lot of gadget news From lots and lots of keynotes, briefings, booth visits and interviews (From lots and lots of keynotes, briefings, booth visits and interviews, x3)

We spent a week in Vegas but our time here has come to a close, We’ve headed out, packed up all of our suitcases, laptops, and clothes. We're done now for this year and so from our trailer we all must go, But we'll be back here for next year's C***umer Electronics Show But we'll be back here for next year's C***umer Electronics Show!

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