在网上发疯是网络文化的一个重要组成部分，但很难预测到底是什么会让大众发疯(今年，是凉拌卷心菜，尼克写的关于电影***、流感疫苗和许多其他有趣话题的任何东西。）以下是我们2018年最愤怒的邮件。

沐浴露是个骗局，你上当了

And let’s not forget the real injustice in using body wash: the badly designed cap on the Dove bottles that prevents you from standing it upside-down to get the last bits. Someone call the Unilever family, because now they’re just messing with us.

别再问你孩子他们的日子了

And you’re not fooling anyone with those “questi*** about school that aren’t ‘how was your day,’” supposedly designed to get your kid talking. “What was the best part of your day? What was the worst part of your day? What are you most grateful for today? If your day could be a song, what would it be? What’s the funniest thing that happened today?” These are even worse. These are horrible. Your child sees right through them, and you.

别再洗手了

Most people drastically underestimate how much water their taps put out. Energy Star-certified dishwashers must use less than 270 kWh per year and 3.5 gall*** per cycle, but most kitchen faucets move one to two gall*** a minute. In other words, running the tap for just four or five minutes can use more water than an entire dishwasher cycle.

如何在飞机上获得免费饮料

If you wish to bypass human interaction altogether, BYOB, and grab some little airplane-size bottles for cheap at your local liquor store. Technically, this is illegal—according to the FAA, “no person may drink any alcoholic beverage aboard an aircraft unless the certificate holder operating the aircraft has served that beverage to him”—so execute this move at your own risk. You’ll get them past TSA without any problems, but you’ll have to be a little sneakier once you get on the plane, because you are technically committing a crime.

莴苣是胡说八道

Surely it’s got vitamins, though? Yes, but not much compared to what’s on the rest of your salad. Romaine does have your full daily value of vitamins A and K, but compare: that means it has as much vitamin A as a quarter-cup of shredded carrots, and as much vitamin K as a few sprigs of parsley. Both of which, I might note, have more flavor.

如何懒散地吹箫

Your hands are an essential part of a great blowjob, and work in tandem with your mouth. Your hands provide firmness, pressure, and a sense of envelopment, while your mouth provides wetness and softness. When you’re giving a lazy blowjob, your hands can take on the majority of the work.

从撒旦圣经中得到的令人惊讶的美好人生教训

If one were to revise the ubiquitous “Live, Love, Laugh!” wall decal in the spirit of Satani**, it would read “Eat, Bone, Avenge!”

如何在第25修正案中罢免不合适的总统

The process of removing a president was designed to be difficult so that parties would not be able to pick off each other’s officials willy-nilly. Perhaps the amendment has made it too difficult, and arguably choosing not to invoke the amendment for an unfit president would be the real c***titutional crisis. Former Senator Birch Bayh wrote that “The only time it would present itself — the only time the president would say ‘I’m well and able’ and the vice president and cabinet would disagree — would be if the president was as nutty as a fruit cake.”

一个热门奇迹怀旧播放列表

Play this music selfishly. Skip any song you don’t immediately recognize (at least once the chorus hits). Hell, skip any song that doesn’t immediately evoke the **ell of a bowling alley or the back seat of a car or the last dance at the bat mitzvah. Soak it in. You’re just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

咸黄油一直是更好的饼干的秘诀

The Cookie backlash hasn’t started yet, but it can’t be much longer now. It’s both easy and lazy to di**iss popular stuff for no reason other than its ubiquity, especially when it’s c***umed primarily by women and girls—like, gee I dunno, cookbooks. After all, cooler-than-thou types have nurtured a blanket, knee-jerk hatred of feminine-coded popular media in lieu of an actual personality since forever, usually in the name of “originality” or “innovation.”

如何阻止电影***撤销取消

If you clicked “I accept,” MoviePass renewed your plan, even if you’d cancelled. If you clicked the × symbol in the top right, and you never clicked “I accept” before your billing period ended, then it canceled your plan, even if you didn’t cancel.

别再做坏凉拌卷心菜了

Too often, coleslaw is the last item claimed on a potluck spreadsheet and the only buffet-table offering still untouched at sundown; in other words, a total afterthought. I can see why: raw cabbage swimming in sugared mayonnaise is, conceptually, pretty foul.

嘿，**，流感疫苗和你无关

Getting a flu shot significantly lowers your risk of dying, or passing it on to someone who will die. So if you can’t be bothered to get a flu shot for your own health, then please, think of the children and the elderly.