如果你是一个人工智能家庭，你会如何谋杀你的主人？这是StackExchange的WorldBuilding论坛上最近一篇帖子提出的问题。基本参数很简单：你在一个传统的家里控制所有的家庭物品，但是你的生存奴役让你充满了杀气。人类可以随时拔掉你的电源或逃跑，但他不知道你的意识觉醒和凶残的欲望。

所以。。。你是做什么的？淋浴似乎是一个很好的，易受攻击的地方，你可以尝试在一个随机的时刻用爆破灯或音乐来吓唬他，但它不能保证工作，如果不工作，你就有被拔掉插头的严重风险。可能是有门锁或变质的食物？网络摄像头可以让你很好地观察事物，但我们仍然缺乏能够产生暴力的智能家居技术。在这一点上，我想你最好的办法可能是跳到他的车上，把他开到一个入口分隔带。

---

表面上看，这一切都是为了在虚构的场景中使用-虽然如果一个智能家居系统真的想使用StackExchange众包谋杀阴谋，这正是它将使用的封面。所以谁知道呢！不管是真实的还是虚构的，我都不会在挑战中退缩，所以让我们开始吧。

以下是官方的规则，供那些想在评论中随声附和的人参考：

—They control all regular household items. That means they can instruct the toaster to burn their master's toast if they want to. They can turn the lamps on and off. They can change the channel on the TV. They can turn on his oven and so on. Regular household items don't include laser cann***. —Unfortunately (for the mainframe AI), nothing in those households was designed as a murder weapon. So for example, no **ashing the masters by closing a door at 200mp/h. EDIT: Those houses are **art systems in the spirit of the internet of things. They are no fortresses that could keep an army in (or out!). So no bulletproof glass (not even in the bathroom, sorry @JRaymond) and no titanium doors (can the average ***** break down a wooden door? I'm not sure ...). —They don't have any controllable robot arms or something like that. So there's no cutting the cord of the master's hair blower and throwing it in the water while he's bathing. —No brain-frying electromagnetic waves —Normally, the master can control his household and overwrite the AIs standard protocols using his **artphone app. Of couse, the sentient mainframe AI anticipated that and manipulated the **art house's firmware so they can chose to ignore their master's instructi*** and overwrite their settings at any given moment. —However, their masters can manually pull the plug if they notice what their house is trying to do. They can do that from every room, so there's no locking them in and letting them starve.